Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Bad Hair Day

Indra has a theory. We were talking about all the Blagojevich craziness, and the man has said some truly crazy things, and she asked me 'do you think his hair is sentient?'. That stopped me for a moment, I actually thought about it, and you know it might explain things.

For example why his hair looks like it has a life of its own, and is apparently eating his head. Also some of the ignorant, stupid and down right odd statements could be explained by alien hair taking him over.

Apparently I am not the only one to think so. The Inside Dope speculates that his hair may be planning to run for office. MSNBC had a report of Blagojevich refusing to let the professional stylists for The View touch his hair. Suspicious, huh. The Chicago Sun Times thinks his hair might be a sign of mental illness. Mental illness, alien possession, not that different really. Even the Washington Post has noticed his hair, calling it a black cloud. Yeah a black brain sucking cloud! But if even the Washington post has commented on it it must be true!

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