I am back!
5 years ago
Random ramblings and delirious diatribes interspersed with meaningless mumblings for a fantastical foray into my mind.
“He said ‘lets go’,” explained George, “when you get to know Fred as long as I have you’ll eventually learn his stuffed face language. The easiest one is where his eyes bulge and he starts trying to slap his own back, that means he is choking.”As you may have noticed spell check is not working in blogger so you are seeing my original spelling, scary isn't it.
Not one to argue with a bleeding man holding a wet cat, Xander hadn’t
objected to Larry’s choice of names. Though he had been partial to calling it Spike.
“Gorgonzilla?” Ron asked as the map swung open. “What is that?”Some quotes are better, some are worse, but they all amused me.
“A type of animated cheese.” She answered confidently. “From Milan.”
“Animated cheese?” Harry asked, confused. “Why would anyone animate cheese?”
“Strangely enough, it was created as a surveillance and assassination tool at the bidding of a man named Metternich. He didn’t want to be traced, so he went through Milanese wizards, but a combination of bad luck and bad choices exposed him to—“